Bugger!....so that's it then?... the end of the world didn't happen and we're all still here....aren't we?
Yesterday was just a waste of time then? I spent all day hiding in a corner with my fingers in my ears and my eyes tightly closed and...nothing happened...a whole day just bloody wasted!!
I said from the outset that you could never trust a Mayan to get things right, I think they just made their calendar so bloody complicated so that when they wanted a day off from building all those ruins they could just say "sorry gov. I didn't know what day it was"!!
The thing that concerns me most right now is...What the hell am I going to do with all these bottles of mineral water and packets of Jaffa Cakes that I've been stockpiling in my garden shed since last Easter? I thought I should be prepared just in the hope that I might have been the only one to have escaped unscathed!!
I guess that the next thing to happen now is that dithery Dave will set up a couple of public enquiries to determine who should take the blame for nothing happening!
So, I suppose it's just back to normal now then?....er....hello!... anyone there?